come on becky… get your shit together.
When I wrap a towel around myself, I tuck the...
I can’t be the only one who does this right?
Pants are the worst
best friend: my whole life has been a constant struggle to find a pair of well-fitting pants
me: MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A CONSTANT STRUGGLE OF NOT WANTING TO WEAR PANTS AND IT BEING SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE
theblueboxboy: Under the Bridge | Red Hot Chili...
I wish David Tennant would read me bedtime stories...
wisemagicaltuna asked: I'm sorry that you wanting to punch someone in the face was a direct result of my actions. Forgive me. <3
Anonymous asked: Punching people in the face isn't cool, man.
I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you...– Ernest Hemingway (via cityyandcolour)
I love dating a scientist
him: want to hear something really cool?
him: Chocolate doesn't actually make you gain weight.
him: Cocoa actually reverses the effects of the sugar and fat, so if anything... chocolate can make you lose tiny bits of weight
me: *eats entire mass in chocolate*
Don’t judge me.
God, I fucking love tea.
Ten Day Challenge: Day 7
Seven things that cross your mind a lot. “Why does the world complain about not having any money, when they keep spending a shit ton on pointless things?” “I wish I was Princess Zelda” “Why are there no Tim Hortons in England?” “I should probably start exercising or something” “Dinosaurs should still exist today. I just really like...
10 Day Challenge: Day 8
Eight ways to win your heart. - Make me laugh - Listen to me ramble about all of the things I am passionate about - Embrace the nerd(especially be one yourself) - Accept my past - Keep your promises - An accent doesn’t hurt - Be a bit cultured - Don’t be closed-minded
[[MORE]] I miss being able to go see a film with someone who can actually hold a discussion about it rather than just saying “ahmahgawd. it was like sooooo gewd. Peeta is so hawt” I WANT TO DISCUSS HOW GOOD THE CONTRAST BETWEEN THE DISTRICTS AND THE CAPITAL WAS. bring back the tim.
10 Day Challenge: Day 9
Nine things about yourself - I have red hair. - I play a lot of video games - I love films - I’m really quite boring - I studied Chemistry and Art/Multimedia at college. - I can’t whistle - I hate people with bad manners, they make me want to punch them in the face. - I am Canadian - I hate silence. It scares me a bit.
Anonymous asked: can we just acknowledge that ... murders that happen to women SOLELY BECAUSE THEY'RE WOMEN are FAR more prevalent than murders that happen to men SOLELY BECAUSE THEY'RE MEN.
I decided to stop playing LA Noire
fuckyeahlanoire: kaylathegreat1: Read More I hate to be an asshole but the homicide cases are based off the actual Black Dahlia murders. Can we just… acknowledge the fact that all murders are terrible no matter the gender of the person? And L.A. Noire is a fictional game. And The Black Dahlia murders were real. And you’re ridiculous.
sometimes I get bored, so I go on omegle. but I refuse to talk to people who ask asl, and can’t spell.