June 2012
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currently have an intense argument with a 14 year old who thinks that sexism can be excused because a) she’s a girl b) it’s toward a guy. OH HELLL NO.
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Help my girlfriend and I see each other? →
neon-noir:
I’m Dee and my girlfriend’s name is Shelley.
We love each other so much and she’s my whole world.
The only problem is, we live about 2,600 miles away from each other.
We’ve been together for a year (and about two months) and have yet to kiss each other, hug each other, fall asleep together or just be together in person. (Please keep negative thoughts to yourself about couples...
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high as a motherfucker, fly as a motherfucker.
ontoplasticbeach asked: I'm sorry that the last person that sent you a message told you to "stop embarrassing yourself." Even if you did only know Feel Good Inc. and Clint Eastwood it doesn't matter. Knowing anything by Gorillaz at all is cool.
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Anonymous asked: Seriously? You only know Clint Eastwood? I bet you also only know Feel Good inc. Just stop embarrassing yourself.
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Gorillaz are just so good.
7:25A.M.- Bedtime
the english people are blogging. STILL AWAKE. YAY
can you get a tan from having max brightness set on the laptop
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“And then I thought, ‘That’s a bit weird, isn’t it, ’cause I’ve just equated...”
– Stewart Lee How I Escaped My Certain Fate (via )
My Junior High Home Ec. Teacher Would Be Ashamed...
wisemagicaltuna:
I just stuffed a whole cake mix into 12 cupcakes.
I KNOW BETTER THAN THIS.
I literally stood at the stove for 20 minutes ready to grab the fire extinguisher.
Cooking with Jenna: Run for your life. Episode one: Exploding cupcakes.
there is some serious gold happening on my twitter...
you can check it out if you want.
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Sometimes I just need Samuel L. Jackson to burst...
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I don't know how time works anymore.
mysterysongs:
Operation make it through first night shift:...
Next mission: Sleep Stay on tumblr for too long
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Employed.
Goodbye grumpy mood! :D
SORRY EVERYONE. I'm in a grumpy mood this morning....
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People for whom I have no sympathy:
Drunk Drivers. If you’re going to get in a car, drunk off your ass, do NOT come crawling to me with a case of the “poor me’s”. “Oh I got in an accident. I’m fine, but my car is ruined wahh” Fuck off.
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here goes nothing.
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You know that post about the machine who's only...
this one: http://funniest10k.1000notes.com/post/25353639097 This. Is. Not. A. Paradox. It does not contradict itself. It does not defy logic. It’s a pointless machine that shuts off a few seconds after being turned on. It WOULD be a paradox if it shut itself off as it was turned on. As in simultaneously. But it doesn’t. </rant>
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I want to cut my hair.
But I like it long. But I haven’t cut my hair in 2 years. WHAT DO?
